Backstage: We go to the interview area and Dolph Ziggler is there. Dolph is asked about the new side of him that he was going to reveal. He says we are in Little Rock so you can expect nothing. He is asked what has motivated his desire for change. He says being the best athlete in Sports Entertainment but having nothing to show in ten years. He says he is a star. People get distracted by twinkling lights, sequinned jackets, and the John Cena hand gesture.
Dolph asks if you want to see him playing a guitar or riding a motorcyle to the ring. He can get on a dumb four wheeler like Stone Cold and he can spill beers on himself. He can have paint poured on him and ignore that he is a charisma vaccum. He can have a beautiful woman escort him to the ring. He can be a superhero. If you want all flash and no substance, you will get that next week.
Backstage: Dasha welcomes back the returning Dolph Ziggler. He is asked what are we to expect from Dolph Ziggler. He says he is excited to reestablish himself in a…backstage segment. He says he was watching a lot of Raw and Smackdown. He has unlocked the key to what it takes to be a star in WWE. He says he is going to start singing. He is going to play the guitar. He will rap. He will dance around like an idiot. He says he will have a single spotlight and lasers. He will have a big fancy robe. He will have beautiful women escort him to the ring, not any woman, but a woman who glows in the dark. Dolph says that is what he plans on doing…next week.